Monday, November 27, 2006

Eye Candy (Series 2)




Agent Tango: Hrmph...."Nick" has nice abs. I'd better hit the gym more. I'm getting "ab-envy"
Agent Ajax: You could have the best abs in the world and you'd still be envious of the next beanpole with a washboard stomach, Tango. Give me some real lookin men! ;)




Agent Tango: What the heck is going on with his shorts? He might as well wear a thong and get it over with....
Agent Ajax: you know you would do the same thing if you had abs like that ;)
Agent Tango: No. I'd just wear the thong ;-)




Agent Tango: Muscley......but dude, lose the "scarf"!
Agent Ajax: TrĂ© internacionĂ¡l....




Agent Tango: LOL....the "censored" version is here. Follow the link to see a "lower" view featuring his "shmekel".....actually, at first glance that is obviously the wrong term ;-)
Agent Ajax: I have a hankering to go swimming in November all of a sudden...no shrinkage though please...





Agent Tango: Pull up those shorts....keep the booty covered!
Agent Ajax: BOOTY FO EVAH!!!! REVOLT!!!
Agent Tango: And so ends another bootabulous post.....

Sunday, November 26, 2006

Stuff in the crosshairs......




Agent Tango: LOL..... Nicky Hilton and crew.. So here they are at one of those cliche "artsy" photoshoots. Yyou know the type... the sexy pictures that "tease" the imagination...
Hmmm no need for imagination! Look at what the paparazzi saw! (snicker) (Thanks Oh La LA!)
Agent Ajax: I don't know if I would call it art per se, but I would definitely go to an exhibition.




Agent Tango: The expression on Peter Wentz's face is great (I bet he'd do it :-P).. Look fast (before they pull the clip!!)





Agent Tango: Alas poor K-Fed....we knew him well...
Agent Ajax: Get the hell on and get a real job at the DQ like you are destined...he should just give it up and do gay porn already.
Agent Tango: Wow. Someone is on fire....calm down He'll be serving your Whopper Jr soon enough....

Shocking! :



"The Dicks of Hazzard:
Bo and Luke Dick successfully route Boss Cock and his cronies with the help of Daisy
Dick and Uncle Jizzy."

Agent Tango: You have *got* to be kidding. Is there no shame...
Agent Ajax: The remake was crap... this will go in the crapper too, but in a different way...i think i just made myself ill.
Agent Tango: LOL ....first it will go into the tissue....*then* the crapper

Tuesday, November 21, 2006

The Battle of the Bulge! (Act 4)



Agent Tango: Hmmm...Some tent action going on here. He's definitely hangin (or pointing) to the right. I wonder what he is thinking about?
Agent Apocalypse: Isn't it obvious? He's thinking about me!! Heh, he has my vote
Agent Tango: {rolls eyes}


Agent Tango: Tent action plus a lil "peek-a-boo"...... I can't tell what direction his rifle is pointing at though.....
Agent Apocalypse: It almost seems like a crazy curve down in those tight whites



Agent Tango: Definitely to the right....and it looks like he's ready to catch a breeze or two......to "cool things down"
Agent Apocalypse: That's the strongest package I've seen awhile! It obviously doesn't like to be bound.



Agent Tango: To the left....big time. The pose is a bit cheesy though....
Agent Apocalypse: I'd change his shorts... or take'em off... yeah that'd be better
Agent Tango: Why are you licking your lips Agent Apocalypse?

Cover up da booty! (part 5)........



Agent Tango: That has to be a little bit uncomfortable.... I bet he'll end up with some "rust stains" lol..... Cover it up!




Agent Tango: He exudes confidence....in a thong! Oh my, is that a knife or a "shiv" in his hand?!?..... What is he gonna do while wearing his thong? Attack someone?. Somebody call the cops....and cover up da booty!
Agent Apocalypse: Why is he wearing a belt? It's not like he needs it to hold his thong up O_o



Agent Tango: He does NOT need a tan! Cover it up! Cover it up!
Agent Apocalypse: Well we could always build a sand castle on top of him
Agent Tango: Kinky.....





Agent Tango: Not a lot of booty on this dude. Why is he pulling his shorts down? Dude, pull those shorts back up! ....and wash those hands!
Agent Apocalypse: Yeah he needs a booty lift. If yer gonna show the merchandise move yer hands outta the way




Agent Tango: Dimples! Hmmm... he might be uncomfortable on that hard-wood floor.

Agent Apocalypse: Sorry all I can do is stare and drool
Agent Tango: Hey!! No drooling! I'm trying to keep this place clean!...

Saturday, November 18, 2006

Morning Workout (Lesson 2)


Stretch.....



Practice balance.....



Spin...Twirl...Spin...